My friends at Regretful Morning have launched a new web site paying homage to all things manly, appropriately named AwesomeManCave.com.
For those of you who may not know what a man cave is, allow me to explain in terms that you will understand.
A man cave is an area of the home that is expressly dedicated for men like me to watch sports or porn, but mostly porn of course.
By design, the room isn’t adorned with frilly shit or coasters. Coasters are for girls. And speaking of girls, they aren’t allowed in the man cave while the game is on, unless they’re serving beer or pole dancing.
The man cave is a place that is populated with several like-minded men who love to watch sports and porn, and whom haven’t shaved or bathed in at least two days.
As we recline in the man cave, we generally like to do things we aren’t allowed to do when we’re watching TV with the girls.
Those things, in no particular order, include but are not limited to, scratching ourselves inappropriately, picking our noses, farting, drinking beer, gambling, cussing and wiping potato chip grease on our unwashed clothing.
The man cave is a place of camaraderie, where men can act like men in a somewhat primitive environment as we were meant to act.
On Saturday’s and Sunday’s during the fall, men gather in man caves around this great nation, coming together in harmony. Republican and Democrat, black and white, domestic and foreign beer drinkers – we are all the same in the hallowed halls of the man cave.
So let us rejoice as my friends launch this web site especially for us manly types.
Please get off your sorry dead asses and visit AwesomeManCave.com today, lest you be banished into the living room with the girls as they watch something on Lifetime.
The end.
Love,
MoonDog
