Edwin Charles Tobergta, an habitual public indecency offender, was arrested at his home for allegedly having sex with an inflatable swimming pool raft.
According to the police report, Tobergta was engaging in “sexual activity” with a pink raft. I wonder why he chose a pink raft? Hmm.
A witness who lives in a home near Tobergta claims he owns the pink raft. When he saw his beloved pink raft being ravaged by Tobergta, he shouted at him to cease.
Edwin Charles Tobergta
“Stop dirty dicking my pink raft”, said the witness. Startled that he was discovered, Tobergta took his favorite girl pink raft and fled.
When police caught up with Tobergta, he admitted to dogging the shit out of the pink raft the crime and begged for help, claiming that he hadn’t consummated the encounter and his balls were a deep shade of blue.
Tobergta has been arrested at least five times for similar offenses, the most recent of which occurred in 2008, although the report doesn’t indicate if he’s sodomized other pink inflatable swimming pool rafts.
Tobergta’s grandmother, Linda Tobergta, cried as she explained to a reporter how the family has tried to seek mental care for her grandson over the years, but to no avail.
“He has a lot of mental problems and he’s always had a fascination for plastic pussy,” she said.
As a precaution, police suggested that owners of pink rafts should take measures to protect them.
