Mila Kunis Just Made My Shit List

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If you’ve followed MoonDog Sports for the past three years, you’d know I was an admirer of actress Mila Kunis for a number of reasons beyond her looks.

Unfortunately, I’ve come to discover that those reasons I thought separated her from the average Hollywood half-wit were all a mirage.

In an interview with Stylist magazine, Kunis comically attempts to paint herself as a thinker who’s more well-informed than the average person, like you and me.

She insults middle America – those same low bred types that purchase tickets to her films – by suggesting that people living in the heartland are just too darn stupid to understand much of anything.

“So obviously you are incredibly ill-informed to the point where they will go do these tests in Middle America… And they’ll ask, ‘OK, what party are you?’ And they’ll say, ‘Republican.’ ‘Why?’ And they can’t even tell you. They have no idea what the Republican Party stands for. Why did I vote for Obama? I can tell you why I voted for him, what I agreed and disagreed with him on, for hours.”

I don’t know what “tests” she’s referring to, but one thing is for certain: Kunis failed the public relations test, and did so miserably.

I understand that Hollywood is the mother ship for all things blue and that anyone stepping outside of the liberal mindset is blacklisted. If Kunis’ comments were about maintaining job security, I’d be willing to cut her some slack.

But I’m not letting her off the hook just because she’s blissfully ignorant or lacks the courage to step outside the bubble she’s spent most of her life in.

By all accounts Kunis’ parents raised her well, evidenced by the fact she was made to work with her mother at a Rite-Aid store while she was part of the cast of “That 70′s Show,” suggesting that her parents wanted to instill values she might not otherwise receive from playing dress up and make believe.

Now that’s she’s achieved a level of success, Kunis apparently thinks she’s in a position to impart the vast knowledge she’s acquired in her 28 years on Earth.

I had high hopes for Kunis, believing that she represented a new type of Hollywood starlet, one that didn’t allow herself to think she was something more than what she is.

But now it’s obvious she’s become exactly the type of dim-witted, Hollywood bubblehead that is clearly operating well outside the sphere of reality.

Considering she would prove to be intellectually inferior to everyone I went to high school and college with, the majority of which were from middle America, maybe the best thing to do is laugh at her stupidity.

Stupid is as stupid does, and insulting two-thirds of the nation’s population who spend their hard-earned money to watch her movies is beyond stupid.

And I’m hopeful that Sgt. Scott Moore will rescind his invitation to Kunis to attend the Marine Corps Ball with him. I know he’ll be the bigger man and honor his invitation, but I wouldn’t want Kunis’ ignorance contaminating him.

After more than 60 articles and tons of photos published of Mila Kunis over a three-year period, those days have come to an end – well, after this article that is. Frankly, she no longer deserves the free publicity.

I refuse to give notoriety or credence to anyone who insults me, especially when it comes from someone as intellectually inept as Kunis.

So go fuck yourself Mila, and fuck the horse you rode in on too. And while you’re at it, you can ride that horse back to the Ukraine and stay there.