Why Can’t These Celebs Take Decent Naked Photos of Themselves?

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Unless you’ve overdosed on Lortabs in the last 24 hours or so, you’ve probably heard or seen the nude photos leaked of actress Scarlett Johansson.

Not unlike most of the leaked or hacked photos we’ve seen of celebrities in the past, the photos of Johansson are terrible.

You’d think that people who spend their days playing dress up and make believe would have some idea of what a good camera angle is all about.

With so much time spent making movies where everyone’s objective is to make everything look perfect, these damn celebrities don’t seem to know how to take a good photo of themselves.

Vanessa Hudgens, Blake Lively and now Johansson have all had leaked photos hit the Internet and most of them pretty much sucked.

What’s the point of seeing naked pics of a ridiculously hot woman like Johansson unless we’re going to get to see crystal clear photos of all her juicy parts?

From this point forward, if a hot female celebrity takes naked photos of herself, they should be required by law to ensure that said photos are of exceptional quality.

Furthermore, I’m tired of only seeing boobs. I want to see full blown images of their monkey, preferably with their ankles behind their ears.

Is that really so much to ask? I don’t think so. If these chicks are going to take naked photos of themselves, then by God those images should be more than worth my time.

So fuck you Scarlett Johansson. The next time you take a naked pic of yourself, have the fucking decency to do the job right. And that goes for every ding-a-ling celebrity out there too.

I’m MoonDog, and I approved this message.