The makers of a male sex toy have written an open letter to Lindsay Lohan offering her $1 million to become a member of the company’s “Fleshlight Girls” club.
Steve Shubin, CEO of Fleshlight said, “This is a perfect way for Lindsay to immortalize her body parts and it allows her fans to connect with her in a whole new way.”
I don’t know what the hell Shubin is talking about because plenty of dudes have been connecting with Lindsay Lohan’s body parts for years.
Anyway, in order for Lohan to collect the $1 million all she has to do is allow the company to make molds of her mouth, ass and vagina.
What a great country we live in.
It’s about time Lohan was at the center of attention for something other than making court appearances, showing up late or not showing up at all for her mandatory community service or going to jail.
Earlier this week, the cash strapped Lohan agreed to pose for Playboy. Undoubtedly, the issue will probably be one of the magazine’s best all-time sellers, that is if Lohan shows up for the photo shoot.
If Lohan accepts Fleshlight’s offer, she will be among a select group of women whose fake vaginas get rocked every day by more than four million men.
Porn stars Stoya, Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann and Jesse Jane are all proud members of the Fleshlight Girls club.
