A man in Zimbabwe was in court on October 24 facing charges of having sex with a donkey which he claimed was a prostitute he found in a night club.
Sunday Moyo, a 28-year-old man from Mandava township in Zvishavane, told magistrate Mildred Matuvi that he had hired a prostitute at the Down Town night club and somehow the hooker turned into a donkey.
I guess Moyo’s special song is “And They Call it Donkey Love.”
Upon hearing Moyo’s tale of how a hooker turned into a donkey, the magistrate decided that he needed to be examined by two government psychiatrists.
I’d say that was a prudent decision.
And let this be a lesson to all of you losers who can’t hook up with a girl the old fashioned way, you know, by getting her drunk and taking advantage of her inebriated condition.
