I think we all owe Judge Stephanie Sautner a debt of gratitude when she allowed Lindsay Lohan to do her Playboy photo shoot before doing 30 days in jail.
Judge Sautner did Lohan a huge favor by allowing her to collect the $1 million Playboy offered her to pose nude.
Allowing Lohan to do the photo shoot will make those who have never seen her rack very happy.
Wait. Is there anyone who hasn’t seen Lindsay Lohan’s rack?
Didn’t think so.
I don’t know why so many people are worked up about Lohan posing for Playboy. We’ve seen her rack countless times.
What is everybody expecting Lohan to do when she poses for Playboy? Grab her ankles and put them behind her ears?
Come on man.
Lohan is posing for Playboy, not Hustler. If anyone believes she’s going to show off her hoochie in the Playboy layout, you’re dreaming.
There was, however, one glaring omission from Wednesday’s court proceedings. Judge Sautner didn’t mention if Lohan will be allowed to make herself available for Fleshlight.
In case you didn’t see it, Lohan has been offered $1 million for molds of her mouth, ass and vagina so they can be made into male sex toys.
Lohan was offered the opportunity to become an esteemed member of the Fleshlight Girls club in an open letter from the company’s CEO.
Anyway, Judge Sautner sentenced Lohan to 30 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation.
After Lohan completes the Playboy photo shoot, she must turn herself in no later than November 7 to begin her jail sentence.
This will be Lohan’s fifth jail sentence since being arrested twice for drunken driving in 2007.
In addition to the jail sentence, Judge Sautner ordered Lohan to complete more court-ordered community service and she must attend psychotherapy sessions.
If Lohan doesn’t comply, she will be sentenced to an additional 270 days in jail.
