Urban Meyer: A Man of Distinction

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Urban Meyer has hit the ground running as the new head football coach at Ohio State, reportedly embracing all of the great Buckeyes’ traditions.

Ohio State Buckeyes Coach Urban Meyer is a man of distinction

As you can see in the photo above, Ohio State made Meyer their football coach because he’s a man of impeccable integrity and distinction.

Word on the street says that during his first week on the job, Meyer took his Florida Gators national championship ring to a local tattoo parlor and swapped it for a healthy array of body art.

And as you can see, he didn’t stop there. Supposedly he exchanged his Gators’ SEC championship rings for a year’s supply of HGH.

Honor, valor, loyalty. Those are words that define Urban Meyer.

He’s not going to let the Buckeyes’ nation down. The new Neo in Columbus is a man among men, a man who would never walk away from his team unless he has make believe major medical issues.

Urban Meyer is The Ohio State University.

H/T Losers With Socks.