According to Dr. Logan Levkoff, author of the book “How to Get Your Wife to Have Sex With You,” women fantasize about having sex with a Starbucks barista.
Levkoff was a guest on the Today Show and told host Kathy Lee Gifford that women have a wide range of sexual fantasies.
That revelation in itself isn’t shocking, but Levkoff’s research for her book uncovered nine primary sexual fantasies women have.
Coming in at number three on her list, women fantasize about having sex with a Starbucks barista of an indeterminate gender.
WTF?
I don’t know about anyone else, but I want to know what’s under the hood before I start the engine.
And I definitely want to know if the transmission is an automatic or a stick shift, if you get what I’m saying.
My mother told me many years ago that women were strange creatures, but I didn’t realize they were this weird.
Times have changed though and women today are generally more fucked up than ever. Apparently they need to spend a lot less time at Starbucks.
Here’s the complete list of women’s sexual fantasies according to Dr. Levkoff.
1. Sex with a celebrity.
2. Sex with a woman.
3. Sex with the barista at Starbucks who is of Indeterminate gender.
4. A threesome with George Clooney and Angelina Jolie.
5. Sex with a stranger.
6. Being dominated.
7. Dominating your partner.
8. Sex in a public place.
9. Group sex.
