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« Previous EntriesFulmer’s House Vandalized
Thursday, October 2nd, 2008Police are investigating an early Sunday morning vandalism incident in the Blount County subdivision where University of Tennessee Coach Phil Fulmer resides.
The police report states the vandalism incident consisted of two dozen eggs being thrown at the Fulmer residence and other nearby homes.
In addition to the eggs being thrown at the homes, two [...]
Obama Has a Backup Plan If He Looses
Friday, September 12th, 2008Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama has a plan if he looses the election. Instead of going back to the U.S. Senate, he’ll take up residence in his hometown of Chicago and start a new business.
For all of you sheep that haven’t figured it out - and there are plenty of you - this is all [...]
Penitentiary State Nittany Lions
Monday, September 8th, 2008Penn State head coach Joe Paterno suspended Maurice Evans, Abe Koroma, and Andrew Quarless for the Nittany Lions home game against Oregon State this past Saturday after they were arrested when marijuana was found in their dorm room.
In what has become a horde of Nittany Lions players running afoul of the law, the school [...]
I’m Voting For Pedro
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008Most of you know I’m a die-hard Independent Populist that isn’t too pleased with either of our presidential candidates. I’d really prefer to have an option beyond McCain and Obama and I was thinking who would best serve the nation’s interests.
After pondering the possibilities, I decided there was only one man capable of meeting all [...]
Grills And Job Applicants
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008My buddy Joe in Phoenix has been busy lately sending me some good stuff to use. Big thanks to him for feeding me content.
First up, the mother of all grills. Possibly more popular in urban areas, the magnum grill offers the chef an opportunity to cook up some tasty burgers or blast the local crack [...]
Service With a Smile
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008I live in the south and in July, its hot. It’s really hot - and humid too. I, like most southerners, can’t do without my air conditioning. You’ll die if you don’t have AC in your house and your car.
Many of you know my uncle owns an auto repair shop. Aside from the obvious advantage [...]
Fun With Obama, Aliens & Sheep
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008Thanks to Ken for passing both of these along. Below is a sign that pretty much sums up how I feel about professional liar and all-around con artist Barack Obama.
Ken sent me this one as well.
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an [...]
Car Repair For Crazy People
Friday, July 18th, 2008This is a story about my friend Jacki. We’ll need to establish one irrefutable fact to give my three loyal readers an opportunity to properly visualize the horror that is my life. Jacki is in more dire need of deep, prolonged psycho-analysis than any human on this planet - or any planet in any galaxy [...]
I Won The Comment Contest - AGAIN!
Monday, July 7th, 2008For those of you that may not be familiar with the weekly comment contest at Fulmer’s Belly, I was named the winner again this week. A four-time champion, it’s getting difficult to be modest.
Each Friday Jon posts a question that relates to everyone’s favorite past time - SEC football. Jon concentrates on each team’s [...]





































